Generic Title: "Inspiring Quote"

The name's Amie. 19.

Fandom and humor blog.

Main shows: Once Upon a Time, Castle, Rizzoli and Isles. These are what I usually post from.

Minor shows: Orphan Black, OINTB, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Of course, there are many more shows and movies I love, but if I started to list all of them, we'd be here all day. So for the sake of space, I'll refrain from doing so.

OTP: Swan Queen
Other ships: Caskett, Rizzles, Cophine

Any gifs/edits/uniquecreativenessthings that I post are not mine. Let me just put that out there right now. I have no talent.

Caution: Tend to Tumblr Spam. Consider yourself warned.

Credits for header go to @riverasglee.

lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

(via ruinedchildhood)

moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

(via the-traveling-bear)

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

idkhumor:

idkhumor:

one time my dog ate a lb of brown sugar, 2 sticks of butter, half a pizza, a tin of toffee, and half a pan of cinnamon rolls in one night when she was a puppy

10 years later

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(via the-traveling-bear)

nellie-elizabeth:

fucktearseatpizza:

dblack77:

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

insanity-in-motion:

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

i’d say this is a very effective message

Reblogging again.

Whoa!

..

Yikes

(via the-traveling-bear)

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(via hotwhiteguy)

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

(via hotwhiteguy)

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

(via prochristinating)

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(via hotwhiteguy)

(via imbich)