I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
(via hilarity-at-its-best)
Source: grates
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
(via hilarity-at-its-best)
Source: grates
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
(via hilarity-at-its-best)
Source: the-vashta-nerada
I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.
(via diademic)
Source: ashagreyjoyed
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
(via hilarity-at-its-best)
Source: scroturn
do you ever sit in the dark and think about how much of a shitty person you are or is that just me
(via hilarity-at-its-best)
Source: daisykid-s
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
(via hilarity-at-its-best)
Source: bachmaninovsky
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
(via distelhawk)
Source: bekn
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
(via thefunniestpost)
there’s a hot orgy on my dash
and u just got an invitation
i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH
(via obsessionisthenewblack)
Source: the-whale-incident